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Name's Bry, 22, agender. they/them pronouns. Check the art and cosplay tags linked. Come to my ask box and let's be friends! 

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

fileextension:

here ill post these together!! luv this water brush

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

highpitchedscreaming:

no-not-now-mama:

boston-strong-forever:

momoandmimi:

sweet-words-of-horror:

That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.

Let’s do the math then.

with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.

cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS

everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever

Anonymous said: 3 4 7 11 18 20 21 27 33 35 36 37 38 42 43 46 50 54 and 55

Oh golly~

3.Had sex in public?
Nnnnope. I think I’d have an anxiety attack out of fear of being caught.

4.What’s your religion?
Don’t be an asshole to people, that’s all.

7.Do you have any nicknames?
I go by Bry, the shortened version of my first name. I like it better.

11.Soup or salad?
Ooooh. Yes. Please.

18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
Mhm. It is the best feeling in the world if you can get past the whole “ow my fucking neck” thing.

20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Many times.

21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
Basically always. I wasn’t a very good student. I’d like a second chance.

27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
Hair. I’m really into hair.

33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Nope, they are full of emotion and I love them!

35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
Cherry. I like that little bit of tartness.

36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
I wanted to be a dentist. I have no idea why. It seems really unappealing now, but I wanted it when I was a kid.

37.Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. No. Maybe? I like to think I do, but if I really did I would be afraid of them and I’m not at all afraid. Maybe I do and I’m just a total badass? Oh, I like that one let’s go with that.

38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
All the time.

42.What do you wear to bed?
A t-shirt and pajama pants with owls on them. If it’s really hot out I will forgo the pants.

43.Do you want to get married?
Very much, but gay marriage is currently illegal in my state.

46.How can I win your heart?
Care about what I say, even if it’s stupid and doesn’t matter. Be okay with spending our time together doing nothing at all, just want to be with me. Want me in your life. Make me feel like I *matter*, like you actually want me around. I don’t understand why that’s so hard but it is. It really is. I can’t find it.

50.Religious OR non-religious?
Don’t care, as long as you’re an accepting person.

54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
yes! Yes yes yes!!!

55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
Stay at home please. Parties are fucking terrifying.

itscauseyoureafuckinelf:

likewolfandcat:

lemony-socks:

rabidchild:

ponywithafez:

This video is titled “SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

I cannot unsee this.

“SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

“SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

ohmygod

andlatitude:

Someone asked me to maybe do some kind of tutorial on drawing kisses because some people think I’m good at them.

(This is why I never do tutorials.

I’m absolutely terrible at explaining how I do things.)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

1.Kissed a girl?
2.Kissed a boy?
3.Had sex in public?
4.What’s your religion?
5.What does your URL mean?
6.Reason you joined tumblr?
7.Do you have any nicknames?
8.Do you like bubble bath?
9.Kissed in the rain?
10.Dyed your hair?
11.Soup or salad?
12.Vegetable or meat?
13.Go out drinking?
14.Smoke cigarettes?
15.Smoke weed?
16.Do any hard drugs?
17.Have you had sex today?
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
22.Tried to commit suicide?
23.The last time you felt broken?
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
28.Do you sing in the shower?
29.Do you dance in the car?
30.Where were you yesterday?
31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
34.Is Christmas stressful?
35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
37.Do you believe in ghosts?
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
39.Take a vitamin daily?
40.Wear slippers?
41.Wear a bath robe?
42.What do you wear to bed?
43.Do you want to get married?
44.Can you curl your tongue?
Relationship preference:
45.How many relationships have you had?
46.How can I win your heart?
47.what makes a great relationship?
48.Shy OR open?
50.Religious OR non-religious?
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
53.Piercings OR no piercings?
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
ask me these, please? : )
roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed